Elder:If you have money, why were you mooching off of me?
Riley:And now he’s mooching off of Soleil.
Damon:He has the trust fund money from Dad, remember?
Brody:I’m not using my trust fund money.
Damon:Then what money are you using?
Peace:You better not be stealing money from people’s bank accounts.
Brody:Where the hell would you get such an idea? I’m not a thief.
Peace:And you didn’t try to break into the library.
Brody:This conversation is dumb. I have things to do.
Riley:How’s the shed construction coming?
Damon:Hold on. Catch me up. Brody is building a shed? Brody who thinks pliers are for removing toenails?
Brody:I was five!
Elder:He’s trying to impress his sugar mamma by replacing her pottery shed that burned down.
Brody:Soleil is not my sugar mamma!
Riley:He downloaded plans from the internet and is now convinced he’s Bob the Builder. It’s actually quite cute.
Brody:I’m a man. I’m handsome, not cute.
Miller:You keep telling yourself that.
Peace:I keep my radio on 24/7 so I won’t miss the call when he accidentally cuts off his foot.
Brody:Statistically, I’m more likely to cut off a finger than my foot.
Peace:Good to know. A finger is easier to replace.
Damon:I need to visit Winter Falls.
Brody:You should move here.
Damon:I have a life in San Diego.
Brody:A life that includes a significant other?
Damon:Gotta go.
Damon has left the conversation.
Miller:I’m out of here.
Brody:Work is calling.
Riley:What work????
Chapter 27