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Killian + Bentley

Unknown Number:Fuuuuuuck, Dicer, you’re gonna hate me for saying this. But. I saw your baby sister at Cap’s party, and she looked fucking fantastic. She’s nineteen now. I was at the birthday dinner her dad threw her a few weeks ago. Your mom didn’t show, and neither did hers. Cunts. The both of them. How would you feel about me asking her out?

Killian:Stay the hell away from Jilly, you dickwad.

Unknown Number:Holy fucking ghost, Batman. Dicer?

Killian:Nah, man. Name’s Killian. Jilly gave me a heads-up that more of Dicer’s friends would be texting my new cell number. She gave me full permission to fuck with y’all.

Unknown Number:Wow. That girl is brutal.

Killian:And out of your league. I’m guessing that’s what Dicer would’ve said.

Unknown Number:I’m Bentley. And I don’t know how I feel about you assuming to know how Dicer would have responded to anything.

Killian:I have sisters. I know how I’d react if one of my friends was looking at them the way you apparently looked at Jilly tonight. Plus, you said he was going to hate you.

Bentley:This is weird, you having his number. It’s been his since we were in 7thgrade.

Killian:If you don’t mind me asking, how old was he when he passed?

Bentley:He’d just turned 21. It was an accident that should’ve never happened. Young and invincible, not a great combination.

Killian:He must’ve been special for you guys to still be texting his cell to feel close to him.

Bentley:Ah, man, Dicer was the fucking best. Funny, kind, protective. Brilliant as hell. And too ballsy for his own good. We’d been friends since elementary school. I was the waste of space, and he was the golden child, but somehow, we worked.

Killian:I’m sorry you lost him.

Bentley:Thanks.

Killian:Stay away from Jilly’s pants though, yeah?

Bentley:Yeah.

Killian + Jilly

Killer:How was Cap’s party?

Jilly:How do you know about Cap’s party? Weirdo.

Killer:Bentley texted me about how “fucking fantastic” you looked.

Jilly:He didn’t.

Killer:He did. I told him to stay the fuck away from you.

Jilly:Hahahahahahaha, he probably shit his pants.

Killer:He seems like an okay guy.

Jilly:He was Dicer’s best friend, thick as thieves since they were young. I don’t think he’s into me, I think he’s grasping at the connection to Dicer, you know?

Killer:Makes sense. After we talked, he agreed that Dicer wouldn’t be into him trying to bag his baby sister.

Jilly:No, Dicer would beat the shit out of him.

Killer:I have sisters. I’d do the same thing if one of my friends started talking about trying to get with one of them.

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