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“That hedge fund is finally making you a manager?”
“Hell no.” He hands me a business card. “I started my own business.”
Mr. Pauly “Big D” Pullman
A Man Who Can Please You In & Out of the Bedroom
No Limitations on Reservations
No ‘Office Guest’ Fees
(But I’m Still on that App if you want me)
“So, you’re a gigolo?”
“No, I'm a man who provides exceptional physical services for his clients.”
“That’s literally the definition of a gigolo.”
“Don’t be so close-minded.” He rolls his eyes. “I’m earning my own money and living the life of my dreams while helping the women who desperately need me.”
“How does your wife feel about this?”
“She filed for divorce six weeks ago.”
“She doesn’t seem like the type who would mind a random side hustle. It’s not sexual, right?”
“Okay, okay.” He holds up his hands in a slight surrender. “I may have kissed a few clients’ pussies here or there, but the money benefitted us both. I even bought her a damn Range Rover, so I don't see why she was so mad.”
“I’m sorry I asked.”
“Don’t be. Now that you’ve brought it up, I actually need a business favor from you.”
“I’ll pass.”
“You owe me, Dominic.” He steps closer. “I’ve killed countless media stories about Amy’s crazy ass for you this year, and you know those thirsty reporters are just going to keep knocking.”
“Fine,” I say. “How much do you need?”
“I don’t want your money.” He shakes he head. “I need you to set up a quick profile on The Office Guest and agree to take on a job for me.”
“The Officewhat?”
“I’ll explain it later,” he says. “I got greedy and overbooked myself for the holidays, and I can’t afford to be a no-show with the insane rates these women are paying.”
I puff another “O” toward him.
“Both of the ‘dates’ are extended engagements during the same week, but one is here in Park City, and the other one is somewhere in Colorado. I figure you’re the only person who can get to the latter on short notice.”
“Why the hell would you book something like this in another state?”
“Because I didn’t know where it was at first.” He sighs. “I just saw the rate of pay and accepted it. I’d already agreed to all the details when it finally clicked, you know?”
“No,” I say. “What’s the other date option?”
“It’s a simple ‘meet the family’ thing, but first you need to show up at seven o’clock and say, “I know you’re my stepbrother, but I’m still in love with you, Rita” in the middle of some live TV broadcast so she can break up with her on and off again boyfriend.”
“I’ll take the other one.”
