No, but I’m down for a felony. What happened?
Quinn
You’ll commit to helping me kill someone without even knowing what happened?
Daria
If you’re mad, it’s bad. Tell me. Now.
Quinn
I’ve had two interviews so far, and both have asked me about my “porn” addiction. That asshole is telling everyone.
Daria
*angry emoji* *knife emoji* *knife emoji* *knife emoji*
Quinn
*crying emoji*
Daria
Here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to call him and stand up for yourself.
Quinn
Hell, no.
Daria
Quinn. Being nice is what got you into this situation, right?
Quinn
He was my boss. It was a celebratory dinner.
Daria
Babe. I love you, but really? You didn’t at least suspect his horny ass was trying to nail you?
I bite my cheek and pinch my eyes shut. For a moment, I had wondered, but I was giving Mr. Mosley the benefit of the doubt.
Quinn
Maybe.
Daria
It’s okay. The only reason I know how they are is because it’s happened to me before. The only difference is I stand up for myself, and you would literally let someone run you over and then apologize for being in their way.
Quinn
I stand up for myself.
Daria
When?