ILoveSweetCum: Hey, baby. Haven’t seen you online lately, where you been, boo?
DaddyLongStroke: Chillin’, ma. What’s good wit’ you?
ILoveSweetCum: Missing u
Yeah, right! How the fuck this ho gonna miss me. The dumb bitch doesn’t even know me. Hell, none of ’em do. And if I’ve fucked any of ’em, then the only thing they know is how I rock the box. Other than that, these bitches be straight bullshittin’. I shake my head.
Daddylongstroke: Bring me them pretty-ass dick suckas, and prove it
ILoveSweetCum: LMFAO. U a trip, nigga
Daddylongstroke: Nah, baby. I ain’t trippin’. I got a bucket of thick, sweet cum for ya throat. Stop frontin’ and cum get it
I switch to the next IM box, then alternate from one screen to the next, tryna keep up wit’ these hoes tryna get at me.
ThicknDaHips: When you gonna stop frontin’ and stroke me up?
DaddyLongStroke: Oh, so you think you ready for this dick?
ThicknDaHips: Baby, I was born ready
DaddyLongStroke: LOL, that’s what ya mouth says. U can’t take no real dick
ThicknDaHips: CTFU. Try me
Onmyknees2plez: Hey, big daddy; why u hiding from me? Stop acting like u scared of me, baby. I don’t bite
DaddyLongStroke: lmfao. Baby, ain’t no body hidin’ from ya sexy ass. U da one runnin’ from this dick. E’ery time we supposed to hook up you backin’ out on a nigga
Onmyknees2plez: ROTFL. Nigga, u got me confused with one of them other chicks. U ain’t said nothing but a word. What kinda condoms u use?
DaddyLongStroke: Magnums, baby. XL. U know what that means, right?
Onmyknees2plez: Yeah. That a big dick don’t mean shit if u don’t know how to use it
ThicknDaHips: Hello, u still there????????
DaddyLongStroke: Yeah, hol’ up
ILoveSweetCum: U still there??
DaddyLongStroke: Yeah, baby. Hold up, BRB. Gotta take a leak
DaddyLongStroke: Well, I know howta use it. The ? is do u know howta take it?
Onmyknees2plez: Sure do
DaddyLongStroke: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s what they all say. Stop frontin’ and show ’n prove
Onmyknees2plez: Call me, TONIGHT
DaddyLongStroke: what’s ya number again?
Onmyknees2plez: 908-444-5533
DaddyLongStroke: Aiiight, bet. I’ma get at u later tonight
Onmyknees2plez: U better