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She rolls her eyes. ‘Love you too.’
‘Good, you can buy breakfast.’
‘I don’t love you that much. Anyway, I have places to be.’ With that, she stands, plants a kiss on my brow, and quickly navigates the tables to slip out of the restaurant. I watch her walk by the glass window. She stops on the sidewalk and looks right at me. Then she shrugs.
Ah, Christ, she definitely got my attitude.
3
IZZY
‘Izzy, I’m off to work.’ My sister’s voice is a garble that reaches me from her bathroom, which backs onto my bedroom wall. When I hear her spit, followed by the running tap, it confirms my suspicion – she was talking through a mouthful of toothpaste.
When my bedroom door opens, I raise my head from the suitcase I am packing. Anna – or Annabella if we want to use her Sunday name – looks as classy as ever in navy chinos and a polka-dot blouse. She looks far more sophisticated than her job as a journalist at one of the trashiest online newspapers in the world might suggest. Of course, that’s because Dad’s credit card pays for her couture wardrobe. Still, she’s using her English degree, as Mum likes to remind me. And I secretly love living with my own personal A-list news gossiper. I don’t even have to trouble myself with buying magazines.
‘Have a great time in NYC. I know you’ll be fabulous.’ She finishes with her trademark killer smile.
‘I wish I had a dose of that confidence.’
‘Nonsense.’ She checks her Rolex. ‘Right, must dash. I will see you in a couple of weeks. Text me when you land in the Big Apple. And don’t be afraid to bring me back something divine. For the record, I adore this season’s Mulberry frame bag.’ Before my door closes behind her, she calls, ‘Powder blue.’
I lean over to my music dock and press play. Cher’s version of ‘The Shoop Shoop Song’ comes through the speakers and I sing along as I finish packing. I’ve packed for all eventualities. There’s no way this suitcase is going to be under twenty-three kilos. I’m used to wearing yoga pants and sports bras every day but my book tour is going to mean promotional interviews and reader signings. I’m going to need dresses and smart clothes. Things I don’t wear often these days at all. I’ll even have to wear makeup.
Since I got my book deal twelve months ago, and for the two years before that when I was desperately trying to build a brand of fitness training and nutritional advice, I’ve concentrated on my career and not much else. My boyfriend dumped me – brutally and by phone – although, he was a pretentious arsehole, so I should probably count my lucky stars. Friends stopped inviting me places because I (apparently) made them feel fat by ordering the egg white omelet, butterless vegetables, and fruit instead of chocolate pudding. It’s not often I allow myself to drink alcohol, and I hold evening fitness classes six days a week in any event, so my previous existence as one of London’s notorious Chelsea socialites – well, it died a slow but very definite death.
Sighing, I sit back on my haunches and assess the mountain of clothes, shoes, and accessories that made the first cut. Time to get tough. I tie my mass of blonde locks into a ponytail and start taking anything that is not an absolute must from the piles, throwing the discarded items across my king bed to the other side of the room.
I’ve given up two belts, one pair of ankle boots and a jacket by the time the landline phone rings. Damn it.
My sister and I live in a two-floor apartment in the Chelsea and Kensington Borough of London. It is two floors of a large, white, terrace house. You know the type, quite typical of London seen in movies. Old house, high ceilings, inordinately expensive rent that Mum and Dad still currently supplement for Anna and me. I’m hoping I’ll be able to change that soon.
I hop over my case and the clothes strewn around the cream-colored carpet, and bound downstairs for the phone.
‘Hello?’
‘Isabella, darling, it’s Mummy.’ She says it in a way that’s almost comical. As if she’s been asked to perform her best impression of the Queen, but for a theatre audience, so she has to shout it in a sing-song kind of way. I swear, when I was a child, she was well spoken, but she was Mum, not Mummy; grass was pronounced grass, not graaas. As my father’s cracker business – as in cream crackers and cheese, not Christmas crackers – skyrocketed, Mum became ‘Mummy’ and Dad became ‘Daddy.’ We had always mixed with the middle classes but my parents started to mingle in higher society. Anna and I were moved to a ‘posher’ posh school. Mum slowly began to exaggerate her spoken vowels and always used our full names, Annabella and Isabella.
‘Hi, Mum, what’s up?’
‘Oh, darling, I do wish you would speak properly.’
Rolling my eyes for no one’s benefit except my own, I tell her, as politely as possible, ‘I’m packing, Mum. I have to leave for New York in a few hours.’
‘Ah, yes, I forgot about your little trip.’ I grip the phone so tightly, it feels like my knuckles might pierce my skin. ‘I wanted to invite you to the Savoy for tea next week for Granny’s birthday.’
‘I won’t be back from the book tour then. I’ll take her somewhere when I’m in London again.’
‘Well, how long is this book tour?’
‘I’ve told you all about it. Two weeks. I have some signings lined up and a couple of interviews.’
‘Hmm. Right. Well, at least then it will be over and you can start concentrating on more important things. Like—’
‘How many times do I have to tell you before you’ll accept it? This is what I do, Mum. I’m a fitness instructor. I teach nutrition.’
‘That’s wonderful, darling, until the latest exercise fad has been and gone. There is no ladder to be climbed in the profession of fitness. You have the highest class of degrees from a highly respectable university. You could be anything you want to be, Isabella. The world is your—’
‘Oyster. Right. Except, this is what I want to do, Mum. I have to go. Enjoy tea with Granny. Tell her I said happy birthday.’
