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“Bad ones.”
“Okay, so don’t twist them both off. Maybe just get him in a compromising position and bite one off. He’ll still be able to procreate with one.”
I give her a horrified look.
“That will backfire,” Taeli insists.
“It will?” I ask.
“He’d probably like it. Graham does. Especially when I just graze them both with my teeth.”
“Ugh, you’re right. Scratch the biting part. Get them in a vise grip and—” Erin begins.
“Do I have to injure his balls?”
“I vote no. I mean, you do want to enjoy yourself. You’re going to have more fun if his balls are intact,” Jena votes.
“I agree,” Taeli adds.
Erin sighs. “Fine. No damage to Garrett’s balls.”
“You know, you guys really aren’t helping,” I whine.
“Sure we are. We’re devising a plan to help you teach him a lesson he’ll never forget. Are you in or not?” Erin asks as she hands us all a shot of tequila.
I let the thought roll around in my brain for a moment. Then, I take the shot and drop the glass on the counter.
“I’m in,” I decide.
“Yes!” Erin and Jena say in unison.
Taeli wraps a comforting arm around my shoulders. “Good luck.”
I snatch the shot from her hand and down it.
I’m gonna need all the luck I can get.
