Indy: LOL. So, I rescind my thanks, Lodestar. You’re just not a cunt now.
Lodestar: I prefer that.
Lily: Of course, you would.
Lodestar: Are you rolling your eyes at me?
Rachel: She’s rolling her eyes at you.
Lodestar: You’re all together?
Lily: Jealous? :P
Rachel: Missing West Orange?
Lodestar: If you could see me, you’d see the two birds I have pointing your way.
Lily: I’m at work. Rachel and I are discussing this year’s FAST gala.
Rachel: Which, thank Christ, you have nothing to do with organizing.
Lodestar: The feeling is mutual, Rachel. I’ll be glad when this is all over and I don’t have to talk about table settings, charity auction lots, or ball gowns for another year.
Stone: I’m not sure why you two don’t get along better. You’re both Type-A control freaks.
Tiffany: There can only be one alpha in any pack.
Giulia: No offense, Tiff, but you don’t need a fancy psych degree to figure that one out.
Tiffany: Charming!
Lodestar: Someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning.
Giulia: Nah. My nipples feel like they’re going to fall off.
Lodestar: TMI
Lodestar: But, I’ll bite. Why?
Giulia: Samael got a tooth.
Lodestar: Did you know that babies are born with all their adult teeth in their skulls?
Amara: Tak, we have all seen the photo on Facebook.
Lodestar: Amara is clearly not impressed.
Amara: How cats?
Lodestar: Ren and Stimpy are fine.
Lily: Thought they were Crepe and Suzette.
Lodestar: Nah. They’re calamitous AF. Ren and Stimpy are more befitting. Kiddo can call them whatever she wants but they answer to Ren and Stimpy now lol.
Amara: Got a pretty dog. You want?
Lodestar: No!