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Ash tutted at Nix. “Don’t you start, Lyle’s fucked up in the head, you knew that, I knew that, it’s not you, it’s him.” Ash had tried Lyle’s mobile one more time.
Ash took a breath. “I’ll be fucked if he thinks he’s getting off so easily.”
Nix frowned. “What do you mean?”
Ash found a new number to dial. “Oh, I’m bringing him back, Nix, that fucking dummy, we come as a package, that’s the deal.”
Nix pursed his lips and nodded slowly. Ash put his hand on Nix’s shoulder, bracing him, and listening to the phone ringing again.
* * *
“Colt here,”their Prez answered the phone with a terse, clipped grunt.
Ash swallowed loudly. “Colt, Prez, we have a problem.”
Colt cleared his throat. “Ash brother, what’s up?”
“We’re at the clinic-”
“Penny, is she okay?” Colt’s voice was urgent, concerned.
“Yes, fine, she’s okay, babies are okay-”
“Good, that’s… wait, babies?”
“Twins, Prez, fucking twin boys!” Nix shouted down the mouthpiece.
“Wahooo!” A loud hoot from Colt came across the phone.
“Boys, that’s fucking fantastic news, well done-”
“Yeah, but, we’ve hit an issue.”
“What is it?”
“Lyle.”
“Oh fuck, what’s he done?”
“Well, he’s kind of… gone.”
“Huh?”
“We just found out who the father is, it’s not Lyle, he was really convinced it was him so I think he took it hard-”
“Fuck.”
“Yeah.”
“Who is the father?” Colt asked.
“Oh, it’s this weird rare thing… I’m father to one of the twins, Nix to the other, some phenomenon-”
“What the hell? I’ve never heard of that-”
“I know, it's pretty cool, it’s got a fucking long fancy name-”
“Cause you both fucked her at the same time.”
